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Floridian Tina Williams had had "a few" drinks, lacked a driver's license, and was seen running a red light and swerving across traffic lanes; she played the "I was running out of gas" attempt-to-get-out-of-DUI card with the arresting officer, with predictable lack of success. So far we're not even talking local news story here, but there's more. What catapulted Ms. Williams into the spotlight for her 15 minutes of unwanted fame was the fact that her 1-year-old was roaming around loose in the back seat, yet a case of Busch was safely buckled up in the shotgun position. You know, priorities! [Smoking Gun]
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This horrific story illustrates why you should never try to run from the police and never break into cars. A couple of guys were busting into autos at the Miccosukee Resort and Gaming facility in Florida. When the cops arrived they made a run for it. The lucky one got arrested. The unlucky one was dinner for a 9-foot alligator named "Poncho." So let this be a lesson to any would-be car thieves out there: IF YOU ROB CARS AN ALLIGATOR WILL EAT YOU. WILL EAT YOU DEAD. [AP via WPLG ]
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