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Graverobber just keeps writing his amazing Project Car Hell Tirades ™ for us, so we're going to keep putting together these compilations for those of you too damn lazy busy to look for them in the original PCH posts. Financiapocalypse Moonshine Runner Edition: Mercury Marauder or BMW 850i? Wait a minute, there's something wrong here, both of these cars appear to be running! Where's the project? Where's the Hell?! This is more COOCH- Crappy Overpriced Old Car Hell. Okay, I'm good with that. Welcome to COOCH. Now, you can get your COOCH fix pretty much every day, only Murilee usually lets the COOCH rest on weekends, which is too bad because that's when most of us get all liquored up and really get a hankering for some nice COOCH action. You'll notice that the COOCH typically is hot for action in the afternoon, but sometimes the COOCH is ready at lunchtime, that's when we get a nooner with the COOCH. Sometimes the COOCH is old and worn out, and sometimes the...
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Graverobber just keeps writing his amazing Project Car Hell Tirades ™ for us, so we're going to keep putting together these compilations for those of you too damn lazy busy to look for them in the original PCH posts. Financiapocalypse Moonshine Runner Edition: Mercury Marauder or BMW 850i? Wait a minute, there's something wrong here, both of these cars appear to be running! Where's the project? Where's the Hell?! This is more COOCH- Crappy Overpriced Old Car Hell. Okay, I'm good with that. Welcome to COOCH. Now, you can get your COOCH fix pretty much every day, only Murilee usually lets the COOCH rest on weekends, which is too bad because that's when most of us get all liquored up and really get a hankering for some nice COOCH action. You'll notice that the COOCH typically is hot for action in the afternoon, but sometimes the COOCH is ready at lunchtime, that's when we get a nooner with the COOCH. Sometimes the COOCH is old and worn out, and sometimes the...
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Graverobber just keeps writing his amazing Project Car Hell Tirades ™ for us, so we're going to keep putting together these compilations for those of you too damn lazy busy to look for them in the original PCH posts. Financiapocalypse Moonshine Runner Edition: Mercury Marauder or BMW 850i? Wait a minute, there's something wrong here, both of these cars appear to be running! Where's the project? Where's the Hell?! This is more COOCH- Crappy Overpriced Old Car Hell. Okay, I'm good with that. Welcome to COOCH. Now, you can get your COOCH fix pretty much every day, only Murilee usually lets the COOCH rest on weekends, which is too bad because that's when most of us get all liquored up and really get a hankering for some nice COOCH action. You'll notice that the COOCH typically is hot for action in the afternoon, but sometimes the COOCH is ready at lunchtime, that's when we get a nooner with the COOCH. Sometimes the COOCH is old and worn out, and sometimes the...
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Graverobber has continued to create his totally plausible Project Car Hell Tirades™ for us, and we're going to follow up the original Graverobber Tirade Friday compilation with another collection of his greatest hits today. Jump away, if you dare, and you'll read about the terrible glorious fates awaiting those who drag Hell Projects into once-cheerful garages. PCH, Because You Can Edition The Vee-dub. Ach-Eee-double hockey sticks. The Camper Van Fordiac is freaky enough, and if you bought that you might turn into a pedophiliac version of that Hal Holbrook character from Into the Wild:"Don't hitch to Alaska, I'll drive you in my creepy clown camper!". The Rabbit Limo however smacks of the kind of freaky '70s mashup of economy car and luxury car that Motor Trend used to promote. That's right, gravitate to the Rabbit and you will be inadvertently branding yourself as a Motor Trend reader. Now, MT has been around for a long time. And it, like other car magazines...
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Graverobber has been a regular PCH Tirade™ machine in recent weeks, and we thought it would be convenient for all PCHT™ aficionados to see his greatest hits all together in one convenient location. That way you can approach the prospect of your personal Hell Project with the knowledge that you might end up much like one of the victims in Graverobber's vivid (yet no doubt accurate) imagination. Aston Martin DB5 vs Jensen FF Jensen FF. The Aston, even in this condition the Aston is worth some scratch. There were only 1,021 DB5s ever produced, and today they can go for six figures. As a wise man once said: "Thars gold in them thar hills!" so you might be able to even eke out a profit, but probably not. You would earn the respect of other Aston owners and auto enthusiasts for being a respectful steward of the car, and saving it from ruination. So, the Jensen FF. FF, Ferguson Formula. First all-wheel-drive production car. Gotta' be worth something right? And this one seems...
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Yesterday, we saw the Fear And Loathing On The Campaign Trail '72 Hell Project competition go to the '72 Volvo 1800ES by a Nixon-over-McGovern-style landslide, with 73% of the vote favoring the Volvo over the '72 Cougar. Today we're going to punish reward Graverobber for his run of incredible PCH tirades (such as this one , this one , or- my personal favorite- this one ) by making him work harder for a PCH Tipster T-shirt than anyone else ever has. The deal I made with him: he chooses the cars, he writes the tirade for the cars, I include the tirade in the post... and everyone wins! Well, except for those who grumble about seeing Mercury Cougars in two consecutive Choose Your Eternity challenges, that is, but we'll pay that price. Perhaps the second-gen Mercury Cougar took such a beating from the Volvo in yesterday's matchup because most folks much prefer the styling of the first-gen 1967-70 models. If so, today's cat might have a better chance, because it's...
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